Pump 3, You're Ready

For those of you who are not surrounded by Kwik Trips, the title of this post is the standard greeting that emanates from the magical land of the Kwikery when you prepare to put fuel in your car. Until the mighty and powerful Kwik Trip associate readies your pump, you're out of luck--not a drop leaves the hose. If only the Kwik Trip associate's powers extended to the middle of the desert. Somehow, a gasket on a fuel tank failed and Scott was doused in fuel. While he has a minor (first degree) chemical burn on his legs and some related swelling, he shouldn't have any problems beyond some discomfort for a few days. His uniform will have to be replaced which means breaking in a new pair of boots. I think he was more concerned about the impending blisters from that process than the burn. In any case, please say a quick prayer for his comfort and healing.